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I Was Promised Treasure ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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I Was Promised Treasure ~ Received a Meeting Instead

Somebody sold you a map with gold on it and handed you a calendar invite. Carry the grievance proudly; the office, the resort and the family reunion all owe you a chest and know it.

  • Monday Morning Mutiny: Bring it to the status update and let the whole floor know what the recruiter actually said.
  • The Disappointed Tourist: When the famous beach turns out to be a car park with a view, this is the souvenir that tells the truth.
  • Party Guest of Honour: Hand it to the friend who shows up to every gathering expecting fireworks and leaves with a paper plate.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood