I Was Promised Treasure ~ Comfort Colors Tee

I Was Promised Treasure ~ Received a Meeting Instead

Somebody sold you a map with gold on it and handed you a calendar invite. Carry the grievance proudly; the office, the resort and the family reunion all owe you a chest and know it.

• Monday Morning Mutiny: Bring it to the status update and let the whole floor know what the recruiter actually said.
• The Disappointed Tourist: When the famous beach turns out to be a car park with a view, this is the souvenir that tells the truth.
• Party Guest of Honour: Hand it to the friend who shows up to every gathering expecting fireworks and leaves with a paper plate.