I Was Promised Treasure ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

I Was Promised Treasure ~ Received a Meeting Instead

Somebody sold you a map with gold on it and handed you a calendar invite. Carry the grievance proudly; the office, the resort and the family reunion all owe you a chest and know it.

• Monday Morning Mutiny: Bring it to the status update and let the whole floor know what the recruiter actually said.
• The Disappointed Tourist: When the famous beach turns out to be a car park with a view, this is the souvenir that tells the truth.
• Party Guest of Honour: Hand it to the friend who shows up to every gathering expecting fireworks and leaves with a paper plate.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer