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I Tried Adulting The Crew Voted Against It ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Motion to Grow Up ~ Defeated Unanimously

She attended the meeting about responsibilities. She brought a spreadsheet. The friends she has known since college heard the proposal, called a vote, and ordered another round. Democracy has spoken and it wants nachos.

  • For the gang that never grew up: College roommates, bowling league regulars, and the couple whose date night is a water park.
  • Buy it for the whole crew: One each, so the vote is on record.
  • Ratified by Modern Scoundrels: Where adulthood is a suggestion and the crew has the final say.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood