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I Tried Adulting The Crew Voted Against It ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Motion to Grow Up ~ Defeated Unanimously

She attended the meeting about responsibilities. She brought a spreadsheet. The friends she has known since college heard the proposal, called a vote, and ordered another round. Democracy has spoken and it wants nachos.

  • For the gang that never grew up: College roommates, bowling league regulars, and the couple whose date night is a water park.
  • Buy it for the whole crew: One each, so the vote is on record.
  • Ratified by Modern Scoundrels: Where adulthood is a suggestion and the crew has the final say.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure