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I Tried Adulting The Crew Voted Against It ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Motion to Grow Up ~ Defeated Unanimously

She attended the meeting about responsibilities. She brought a spreadsheet. The friends she has known since college heard the proposal, called a vote, and ordered another round. Democracy has spoken and it wants nachos.

  • For the gang that never grew up: College roommates, bowling league regulars, and the couple whose date night is a water park.
  • Buy it for the whole crew: One each, so the vote is on record.
  • Ratified by Modern Scoundrels: Where adulthood is a suggestion and the crew has the final say.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer