I Tried Adulting The Crew Voted Against It ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Motion to Grow Up ~ Defeated Unanimously

She attended the meeting about responsibilities. She brought a spreadsheet. The friends she has known since college heard the proposal, called a vote, and ordered another round. Democracy has spoken and it wants nachos.

• For the gang that never grew up: College roommates, bowling league regulars, and the couple whose date night is a water park.
• Buy it for the whole crew: One each, so the vote is on record.
• Ratified by Modern Scoundrels: Where adulthood is a suggestion and the crew has the final say.