I Told My Parrot One Secret Now the Whole Harbor Knows ~ Ornament
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Description
Confidential ~ For About Eleven Minutes
It was one thing, said quietly, in the kitchen. By morning the neighbor knew, the mail carrier knew, and a fisherman two docks over was asking follow-up questions. To be fair, she did say it near the cage. To be fairer, she tells everyone everything anyway.
- For the one with no inside voice: The friend whose 'don't tell anyone' comes with a distribution list.
- Gift for the oversharer you love: She will post about receiving it before the wrapping is off.
- Broadcast by Parrot Problems: Where a secret lasts exactly as long as it takes a bird to clear its throat.
Small enough to stash in a card, bold enough to rule the tree. Pirate Dayz offers it in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, hanging string in the box, and it cleans up with a damp cloth.
