I Told My Parrot One Secret Now the Whole Harbor Knows ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Confidential ~ For About Eleven Minutes
It was one thing, said quietly, in the kitchen. By morning the neighbor knew, the mail carrier knew, and a fisherman two docks over was asking follow-up questions. To be fair, she did say it near the cage. To be fairer, she tells everyone everything anyway.
- For the one with no inside voice: The friend whose 'don't tell anyone' comes with a distribution list.
- Gift for the oversharer you love: She will post about receiving it before the wrapping is off.
- Broadcast by Parrot Problems: Where a secret lasts exactly as long as it takes a bird to clear its throat.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
