I Told My Parrot One Secret Now the Whole Harbor Knows ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Confidential ~ For About Eleven Minutes

It was one thing, said quietly, in the kitchen. By morning the neighbor knew, the mail carrier knew, and a fisherman two docks over was asking follow-up questions. To be fair, she did say it near the cage. To be fairer, she tells everyone everything anyway.

• For the one with no inside voice: The friend whose 'don't tell anyone' comes with a distribution list.
• Gift for the oversharer you love: She will post about receiving it before the wrapping is off.
• Broadcast by Parrot Problems: Where a secret lasts exactly as long as it takes a bird to clear its throat.