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I Taught Him One Word Wrong Word ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Lesson One Went Perfectly ~ Lesson Two Was a Mistake

Weeks of hello, hello, hello. Nothing. Then one dropped casserole dish, one honest reaction, and the student finally found his voice. He has not stopped using it.

  • For parents of kids who repeat things: Toddlers and parrots share a talent for saving the worst word for church.
  • Bird trainers will nod slowly: Every owner has one word they wish they could take back, and this is the apology.
  • Taught in Parrot Problems: Where the curriculum was short and the vocabulary is permanent.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood