I Taught Him One Word Wrong Word ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Lesson One Went Perfectly ~ Lesson Two Was a Mistake
Weeks of hello, hello, hello. Nothing. Then one dropped casserole dish, one honest reaction, and the student finally found his voice. He has not stopped using it.
- For parents of kids who repeat things: Toddlers and parrots share a talent for saving the worst word for church.
- Bird trainers will nod slowly: Every owner has one word they wish they could take back, and this is the apology.
- Taught in Parrot Problems: Where the curriculum was short and the vocabulary is permanent.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
