I Take Full Responsibility for Absolutely Nothing ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I Take Full Responsibility for Absolutely Nothing ~ Accountability Is Delegated
The statement is firm, the tone is executive, and the content is empty. Captains use it when the boat touches bottom. Managers use it in the quarterly review. Younger siblings have been using it since the lamp broke in 1994.
- Middle Sibling's Defence: For whoever was definitely in the room when it happened and has a completely different account.
- Boss Who Owns the Credit: A gift for the manager whose wins are theirs and whose losses have a surprisingly detailed paper trail elsewhere.
- Blame Department of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club keeps a form for this, and it is never signed.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
