I Take Full Responsibility for Absolutely Nothing ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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I Take Full Responsibility for Absolutely Nothing ~ Accountability Is Delegated
The statement is firm, the tone is executive, and the content is empty. Captains use it when the boat touches bottom. Managers use it in the quarterly review. Younger siblings have been using it since the lamp broke in 1994.
- Middle Sibling's Defence: For whoever was definitely in the room when it happened and has a completely different account.
- Boss Who Owns the Credit: A gift for the manager whose wins are theirs and whose losses have a surprisingly detailed paper trail elsewhere.
- Blame Department of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club keeps a form for this, and it is never signed.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
