I Regret Nothing Except the Parrot ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie
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I Regret Nothing Except the Parrot ~ It Started Repeating Things
A life lived boldly leaves one regret, and it has feathers and a vocabulary. For bird people who know the squawk at 5am, tiki regulars who have met the bar's resident, and the friend who bought it on impulse and now has a roommate for forty years.
- Bird Owner's Confession: Loves the creature, resents the alarm clock, would never give it back.
- Tiki Bar Regular: Order the rum punch under the thatch and salute the macaw who has heard every pickup line.
- Impulse Purchase Memorial: The friend who said 'how hard can it be' and now owns a bird that outlives the car, the couch and possibly the marriage.
Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood



