I Regret Nothing Except the Parrot ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

I Regret Nothing Except the Parrot ~ It Started Repeating Things

A life lived boldly leaves one regret, and it has feathers and a vocabulary. For bird people who know the squawk at 5am, tiki regulars who have met the bar's resident, and the friend who bought it on impulse and now has a roommate for forty years.

• Bird Owner's Confession: Loves the creature, resents the alarm clock, would never give it back.
• Tiki Bar Regular: Order the rum punch under the thatch and salute the macaw who has heard every pickup line.
• Impulse Purchase Memorial: The friend who said 'how hard can it be' and now owns a bird that outlives the car, the couch and possibly the marriage.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure