I Regret Nothing Except the Parrot ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

I Regret Nothing Except the Parrot ~ It Started Repeating Things

A life lived boldly leaves one regret, and it has feathers and a vocabulary. For bird people who know the squawk at 5am, tiki regulars who have met the bar's resident, and the friend who bought it on impulse and now has a roommate for forty years.

• Bird Owner's Confession: Loves the creature, resents the alarm clock, would never give it back.
• Tiki Bar Regular: Order the rum punch under the thatch and salute the macaw who has heard every pickup line.
• Impulse Purchase Memorial: The friend who said 'how hard can it be' and now owns a bird that outlives the car, the couch and possibly the marriage.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer