I Put the Arrr in HR ~ Ornament

Mandatory Training ~ Attendance Taken at the Gangplank

She knows who stole the yogurt. She knows who 'worked from home' from a beach. She knows what happened at the holiday party and has it in a folder. The crew fears the captain, but it is the one with the policy binder who decides who stays aboard.

• For the one who runs the paperwork: HR managers, office administrators and whoever actually knows the handbook.
• Gift for the HR friend who has heard it all: She will laugh, then ask you to sign something.
• Onboarded through Modern Scoundrels: A collection where compliance has a sense of humor and a very good memory.

Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.