I Put the Arrr in HR ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

Mandatory Training ~ Attendance Taken at the Gangplank

She knows who stole the yogurt. She knows who 'worked from home' from a beach. She knows what happened at the holiday party and has it in a folder. The crew fears the captain, but it is the one with the policy binder who decides who stays aboard.

• For the one who runs the paperwork: HR managers, office administrators and whoever actually knows the handbook.
• Gift for the HR friend who has heard it all: She will laugh, then ask you to sign something.
• Onboarded through Modern Scoundrels: A collection where compliance has a sense of humor and a very good memory.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer