I Mark All My Exes With an X ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

I Mark All My Exes With an X ~ The Map Is Getting Crowded

Every ex gets a mark and nothing gets dug up again. Some maps lead to gold. This one leads to a list of places never to return, which is its own kind of treasure. The divorce party has found its guest of honour.

• For the Newly Single: A gift for whoever just closed one chapter and is drawing the X with a marker that does not wash off.
• Breakup Party Essential: Buy it for the best friend who held the tissues, then the wine, then the pen.
• Heartbreak Ward of the Loot Line: Charted within X Marks the Loot, where the only thing buried is the past.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood