I Mark All My Exes With an X ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I Mark All My Exes With an X ~ The Map Is Getting Crowded
Every ex gets a mark and nothing gets dug up again. Some maps lead to gold. This one leads to a list of places never to return, which is its own kind of treasure. The divorce party has found its guest of honour.
- For the Newly Single: A gift for whoever just closed one chapter and is drawing the X with a marker that does not wash off.
- Breakup Party Essential: Buy it for the best friend who held the tissues, then the wine, then the pen.
- Heartbreak Ward of the Loot Line: Charted within X Marks the Loot, where the only thing buried is the past.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
