I Mark All My Exes With an X ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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I Mark All My Exes With an X ~ The Map Is Getting Crowded
Every ex gets a mark and nothing gets dug up again. Some maps lead to gold. This one leads to a list of places never to return, which is its own kind of treasure. The divorce party has found its guest of honour.
- For the Newly Single: A gift for whoever just closed one chapter and is drawing the X with a marker that does not wash off.
- Breakup Party Essential: Buy it for the best friend who held the tissues, then the wine, then the pen.
- Heartbreak Ward of the Loot Line: Charted within X Marks the Loot, where the only thing buried is the past.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
