I Make Poor Choices With Excellent Confidence ~ Comfort Colors Tee

I Make Poor Choices With Excellent Confidence ~ Posture Is Everything

The decision was wrong, the delivery was flawless, and the room followed anyway. That is leadership of a sort. For the birthday guest of honour whose friends have a slideshow of evidence and a toast that starts with the word remember.

• Roast Night Centrepiece: Hand it over right before the speeches so the photographs match the testimony.
• Committed to the Wrong Lane: For the driver who misses the exit and simply announces a new destination without slowing down.
• Confidence Wing of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club does not grade on outcome, only on how boldly the choice was announced.