I Have Opinions and a Getaway Boat ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Says the Thing ~ Then Leaves the Harbor

The comment lands at 8:15. The engine starts at 8:16. By the time the table has figured out how to respond, the only trace left is a wake and a half-finished drink.

• For the exit strategist: Made for the friend who drops the truth at Thanksgiving and goes for a walk, the uncle with a hot take and a fast car, and anyone who likes to be right from a safe distance.
• Departure policy: State the case. Start the motor. Let them discuss it without you.
• Moored briefly at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, engine running.