I Have Eight Arms and Zero Patience ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

All Hands Busy ~ Tolerance Fully Booked

One hand on the lunchbox, one on the dog, one signing a permission slip, one holding a coffee that went cold an hour ago. Every limb is accounted for and the one thing nobody packed was patience.

• Gift for the household octopus: Made for the mom running three calendars, the dad who answers 'where are my shoes' eleven times before eight, and anyone who has stirred dinner while on hold with the pediatrician.
• Capacity reached, politely: The to-do list keeps growing arms. The good mood never did.
• Grappling with: Part of Here Be Monsters, where every arm is spoken for before breakfast.

Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer