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I Don't Take Orders I Take Ships ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Instructions Received ~ Vessel Acquired

The memo said wait for approval. The approval was never going to come. So the thing got done, the thing got taken, and the meeting about process improvement happened without her because she was already three harbors away.

  • For the one who moves first: Contractors who start before the permit, founders who ask forgiveness, and the aunt who never once read a sign.
  • Promotion gift with a warning: Buy it for the new boss who got there by ignoring the old one.
  • Commandeered by Modern Scoundrels: A collection for people who hear a rule and reach for the wheel.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure