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I Don't Take Orders I Take Ships ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Instructions Received ~ Vessel Acquired

The memo said wait for approval. The approval was never going to come. So the thing got done, the thing got taken, and the meeting about process improvement happened without her because she was already three harbors away.

  • For the one who moves first: Contractors who start before the permit, founders who ask forgiveness, and the aunt who never once read a sign.
  • Promotion gift with a warning: Buy it for the new boss who got there by ignoring the old one.
  • Commandeered by Modern Scoundrels: A collection for people who hear a rule and reach for the wheel.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer