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I Don't Take Orders I Take Ships ~ 12oz Wine Tumbler with Lid

$31.49

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Instructions Received ~ Vessel Acquired

The memo said wait for approval. The approval was never going to come. So the thing got done, the thing got taken, and the meeting about process improvement happened without her because she was already three harbors away.

  • For the one who moves first: Contractors who start before the permit, founders who ask forgiveness, and the aunt who never once read a sign.
  • Promotion gift with a warning: Buy it for the new boss who got there by ignoring the old one.
  • Commandeered by Modern Scoundrels: A collection for people who hear a rule and reach for the wheel.


Grog tastes better when it stays cold, and Damien has tested this theory on many a sandy shore ~ this 12 oz stainless steel wine tumbler has double-wall insulation and a lid to keep the sand and sea spray out, perfect for the deck, the beach bonfire or toasting the sunset with your crew