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I Don't Share My Booty With Just Anyone ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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I Don't Share My Booty With Just Anyone ~ Exceptions Are Rare and Earned

The treasure has a short list of approved recipients and the list has not been updated in years. Her best friend is on it. The man who asked at the bar last Tuesday is not, and has been informed. Generosity is a virtue; selective generosity is a lifestyle.

  • Best Friend Clearance Level: A gift between women who have shared everything, including the opinion of each other's exes.
  • Girls Night Boundary Statement: Said with a grin to the stranger at the next table and meant exactly as much as she decides it means.
  • Vault Rules After Dark: Keeps its combination in Pirates After Dark, where the oldest pirate word still does its naughtiest work.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood