I Don't Share My Booty With Just Anyone ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I Don't Share My Booty With Just Anyone ~ Exceptions Are Rare and Earned
The treasure has a short list of approved recipients and the list has not been updated in years. Her best friend is on it. The man who asked at the bar last Tuesday is not, and has been informed. Generosity is a virtue; selective generosity is a lifestyle.
- Best Friend Clearance Level: A gift between women who have shared everything, including the opinion of each other's exes.
- Girls Night Boundary Statement: Said with a grin to the stranger at the next table and meant exactly as much as she decides it means.
- Vault Rules After Dark: Keeps its combination in Pirates After Dark, where the oldest pirate word still does its naughtiest work.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
