I Don't Share My Booty With Just Anyone ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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I Don't Share My Booty With Just Anyone ~ Exceptions Are Rare and Earned
The treasure has a short list of approved recipients and the list has not been updated in years. Her best friend is on it. The man who asked at the bar last Tuesday is not, and has been informed. Generosity is a virtue; selective generosity is a lifestyle.
- Best Friend Clearance Level: A gift between women who have shared everything, including the opinion of each other's exes.
- Girls Night Boundary Statement: Said with a grin to the stranger at the next table and meant exactly as much as she decides it means.
- Vault Rules After Dark: Keeps its combination in Pirates After Dark, where the oldest pirate word still does its naughtiest work.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
