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I Don't Need Saving I Need More Sails ~ Ornament

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Rescue Declined ~ Send Canvas

The knight showed up with a plan. She already had one, plus a toolbox, a savings account, and a very good mechanic. What she lacks is not a hero. It is speed, and a few more hands on the lines.

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Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.