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I Don't Need More Gold I Need Storage ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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I Don't Need More Gold I Need Storage ~ Send Shelves, Not Treasure

The haul was never the problem. The problem is where the haul goes once the garage is full, the guest room has a name and the car has lived outside since spring. Crafters, collectors and yard sale veterans all know the moment: not wanting less, just wanting somewhere to put it.

  • Craft Room Overflow: For whoever owns more fabric, yarn or beads than a small shop and still bought the clearance bin.
  • Garage Diplomacy: A gift for the partner who negotiates for a single parking space and loses every spring.
  • Warehouse Wing of the Loot Line: Boxed up with X Marks the Loot, where the treasure is plentiful and the shelving is not.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood