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I Don't Need More Gold I Need Storage ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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I Don't Need More Gold I Need Storage ~ Send Shelves, Not Treasure

The haul was never the problem. The problem is where the haul goes once the garage is full, the guest room has a name and the car has lived outside since spring. Crafters, collectors and yard sale veterans all know the moment: not wanting less, just wanting somewhere to put it.

  • Craft Room Overflow: For whoever owns more fabric, yarn or beads than a small shop and still bought the clearance bin.
  • Garage Diplomacy: A gift for the partner who negotiates for a single parking space and loses every spring.
  • Warehouse Wing of the Loot Line: Boxed up with X Marks the Loot, where the treasure is plentiful and the shelving is not.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure