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I Don't Need More Gold I Need Storage ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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I Don't Need More Gold I Need Storage ~ Send Shelves, Not Treasure

The haul was never the problem. The problem is where the haul goes once the garage is full, the guest room has a name and the car has lived outside since spring. Crafters, collectors and yard sale veterans all know the moment: not wanting less, just wanting somewhere to put it.

  • Craft Room Overflow: For whoever owns more fabric, yarn or beads than a small shop and still bought the clearance bin.
  • Garage Diplomacy: A gift for the partner who negotiates for a single parking space and loses every spring.
  • Warehouse Wing of the Loot Line: Boxed up with X Marks the Loot, where the treasure is plentiful and the shelving is not.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer