I Don't Make Mistakes I Create Legends ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

I Don't Make Mistakes I Create Legends ~ The Chorus Is Still Being Written

The night the dad fell off the dock has been told so many times it now has a key change. Every family has one person whose errors become folklore. The trick is to be proud of it before anyone else gets to be embarrassed.

• Family Reunion Headliner: For the one whose name comes up at every gathering, usually followed by the words that one time.
• Front Row Rock Dad: A gift for the father who air-drums at red lights and treats a stage dive as a reasonable idea at fifty-two.
• Hall of Fame of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club does not call them mistakes either; it calls them founding stories.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood