I Don't Make Mistakes I Create Legends ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I Don't Make Mistakes I Create Legends ~ The Chorus Is Still Being Written
The night the dad fell off the dock has been told so many times it now has a key change. Every family has one person whose errors become folklore. The trick is to be proud of it before anyone else gets to be embarrassed.
- Family Reunion Headliner: For the one whose name comes up at every gathering, usually followed by the words that one time.
- Front Row Rock Dad: A gift for the father who air-drums at red lights and treats a stage dive as a reasonable idea at fifty-two.
- Hall of Fame of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club does not call them mistakes either; it calls them founding stories.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
