I Don't Make Mistakes I Create Legends ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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I Don't Make Mistakes I Create Legends ~ The Chorus Is Still Being Written
The night the dad fell off the dock has been told so many times it now has a key change. Every family has one person whose errors become folklore. The trick is to be proud of it before anyone else gets to be embarrassed.
- Family Reunion Headliner: For the one whose name comes up at every gathering, usually followed by the words that one time.
- Front Row Rock Dad: A gift for the father who air-drums at red lights and treats a stage dive as a reasonable idea at fifty-two.
- Hall of Fame of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club does not call them mistakes either; it calls them founding stories.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
