I Don't Make Mistakes I Create Legends ~ Comfort Colors Tee

I Don't Make Mistakes I Create Legends ~ The Chorus Is Still Being Written

The night the dad fell off the dock has been told so many times it now has a key change. Every family has one person whose errors become folklore. The trick is to be proud of it before anyone else gets to be embarrassed.

• Family Reunion Headliner: For the one whose name comes up at every gathering, usually followed by the words that one time.
• Front Row Rock Dad: A gift for the father who air-drums at red lights and treats a stage dive as a reasonable idea at fifty-two.
• Hall of Fame of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club does not call them mistakes either; it calls them founding stories.