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I Don't Learn Lessons I Collect Evidence ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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I Don't Learn Lessons I Collect Evidence ~ The Case File Is Thick

Some people take a mistake home and think about it. Others take a photo of it. The second kind have the better stories, the longer camera rolls and a group chat that has asked them, more than once, to stop.

  • Storyteller's Working Method: For the one who treats every disaster as research for the next dinner party.
  • Repeat Adventurer's Field Notes: Same cliff, same tide, same surprise; the only thing that changes is the quality of the footage.
  • Evidence Locker of the Club: The Questionable Choices Club keeps its archive here, and this member is the main contributor.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood