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I Don't Do Deadlines I Do Dead Reckoning ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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  • Designed by Damien, Founder

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No Delivery Date ~ Just a Heading and Some Nerve

Ask when it will be finished and you get a direction, a speed, and a confident look. Old navigators crossed oceans with nothing more. The quarterly roadmap can wait, the wind is doing something interesting.

  • For the sailor with a day job: Weekend skippers, delivery crews, and project leads who treat the schedule as a theory.
  • Gift for the one who never confirms: Give it to the friend whose arrival time is always 'soon' and always a guess.
  • Charted loosely in Modern Scoundrels: Where the plan is a compass and the deadline is a rumor.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood