I Don't Do Deadlines I Do Dead Reckoning ~ Comfort Colors Tee

No Delivery Date ~ Just a Heading and Some Nerve

Ask when it will be finished and you get a direction, a speed, and a confident look. Old navigators crossed oceans with nothing more. The quarterly roadmap can wait, the wind is doing something interesting.

• For the sailor with a day job: Weekend skippers, delivery crews, and project leads who treat the schedule as a theory.
• Gift for the one who never confirms: Give it to the friend whose arrival time is always 'soon' and always a guess.
• Charted loosely in Modern Scoundrels: Where the plan is a compass and the deadline is a rumor.