I Don't Chase Sales I Board Them ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

I Don't Chase Sales I Board Them ~ Doors Open at Six, Grappling Hooks at Five

Chasing is for amateurs. The seasoned shopper arrives before the staff, knows the floor plan, and is already at the register while the rest of the queue is still finding a trolley. Black Friday is not a day; it is a campaign with a map.

• Black Friday Field General: For whoever has a printed plan, a thermos and a cousin stationed by the electronics.
• Doorbuster Boarding Party: A gift for the crew who go in as a group, split up by department and meet back at the car with the haul.
• Raid Calendar of the Loot Line: Marked in red on X Marks the Loot, where a sale is a ship worth taking.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood