I Don't Chase Sales I Board Them ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

I Don't Chase Sales I Board Them ~ Doors Open at Six, Grappling Hooks at Five

Chasing is for amateurs. The seasoned shopper arrives before the staff, knows the floor plan, and is already at the register while the rest of the queue is still finding a trolley. Black Friday is not a day; it is a campaign with a map.

• Black Friday Field General: For whoever has a printed plan, a thermos and a cousin stationed by the electronics.
• Doorbuster Boarding Party: A gift for the crew who go in as a group, split up by department and meet back at the car with the haul.
• Raid Calendar of the Loot Line: Marked in red on X Marks the Loot, where a sale is a ship worth taking.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure