I Don't Chase Men I Command Ships ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Single by Choice ~ Fleet by Design

The dating apps have been deleted twice and reinstalled zero times. Weekends go to the water, the dog, and a to-do list that does not include anyone's ego. There is a crew. It takes orders. That is the whole arrangement.

• For the woman who stopped looking: Divorcees with a boat, lifelong singles with a passport, and the friend who answers 'seeing anyone?' with a wine refill.
• Girls night out, sorted: A gift for the single friend who is not sad about it and is tired of the question.
• Takes the wheel in Pirate Queens: The collection where a woman's standards have a rudder.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood