I Don't Chase Men I Command Ships ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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Single by Choice ~ Fleet by Design
The dating apps have been deleted twice and reinstalled zero times. Weekends go to the water, the dog, and a to-do list that does not include anyone's ego. There is a crew. It takes orders. That is the whole arrangement.
- For the woman who stopped looking: Divorcees with a boat, lifelong singles with a passport, and the friend who answers 'seeing anyone?' with a wine refill.
- Girls night out, sorted: A gift for the single friend who is not sad about it and is tired of the question.
- Takes the wheel in Pirate Queens: The collection where a woman's standards have a rudder.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
