I Don't Chase Men I Command Ships ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Single by Choice ~ Fleet by Design
The dating apps have been deleted twice and reinstalled zero times. Weekends go to the water, the dog, and a to-do list that does not include anyone's ego. There is a crew. It takes orders. That is the whole arrangement.
- For the woman who stopped looking: Divorcees with a boat, lifelong singles with a passport, and the friend who answers 'seeing anyone?' with a wine refill.
- Girls night out, sorted: A gift for the single friend who is not sad about it and is tired of the question.
- Takes the wheel in Pirate Queens: The collection where a woman's standards have a rudder.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
