I Didn't Come Aboard to Behave ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Didn't Come Aboard to Behave ~ Obviously

Day one of the cruise, the itinerary is already lost, and someone has made friends with the bartender by name. Good behavior stayed home with the houseplants and the responsibilities.

• Girls trip essential: Pack one per cabin for the crew who booked the trip in a group chat at midnight and regretted nothing.
• Expectations managed: Nobody promised to be sensible. The brochure never said sensible.
• Sailing with: Pirate Queens, deck four, near the music.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood