I Didn't Come Aboard to Behave ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Didn't Come Aboard to Behave ~ Obviously

Day one of the cruise, the itinerary is already lost, and someone has made friends with the bartender by name. Good behavior stayed home with the houseplants and the responsibilities.

• Girls trip essential: Pack one per cabin for the crew who booked the trip in a group chat at midnight and regretted nothing.
• Expectations managed: Nobody promised to be sensible. The brochure never said sensible.
• Sailing with: Pirate Queens, deck four, near the music.