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I Didn't Come Aboard to Behave ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Didn't Come Aboard to Behave ~ Obviously

Day one of the cruise, the itinerary is already lost, and someone has made friends with the bartender by name. Good behavior stayed home with the houseplants and the responsibilities.

  • Girls trip essential: Pack one per cabin for the crew who booked the trip in a group chat at midnight and regretted nothing.
  • Expectations managed: Nobody promised to be sensible. The brochure never said sensible.
  • Sailing with: Pirate Queens, deck four, near the music.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer